This is the sound that wakes me up in the morning. I could say something pithy about the lack of picture like, "the performers shun the spotlight" but the real reason it's black is because, well, it's that dark at 4:30am. How much more dark could it get, you ask? None, none more dark.
Oh, by the way, this alarm clock doesn't have a snooze button but it definitely goes to 11.